JUNE '19 - Daily On Line Edition

DAILY SMILE:

Button Up

A man lost two buttons from his shirt and put them in his pants pocket. But the pocket had a hole, so the buttons fell into his shoe. Unfortunately, the shoe sole also had a hole, so he lost the buttons. As pockets with holes, holes without buttons, and shoe soles with holes are useless, the man ripped the buttonholes out of his shirt and the pocked from his pants and tossed them in the trash along with the soles of his shoes. 

A police officer who was observing the man asked him for some identification. 

The man gave the officer a document that showed he was an ordained minister of the gospel. 

When the officer began to escort him to a mental institution, the minister protested violently, asking why he was receiving such unjust treatment. “Look, we both know it’s the best place for you now,” the officer replied. “Anyone claiming to be a preacher who doesn’t save souls or wear holy clothes has probably lost his buttons.” 

From "The Book of Church Jokes," published by Barbour Publishing, Inc., Uhrichsville, Ohio. Copyright 2009

Slow Cooker Honey BBQ Drumsticks

ONLY 3 simple ingredients to create this delicious meal! It is so simple yet tastes like you have been working in the kitchen all day long!

SERVES: 8 DRUMSTICKS

Ingredient:

• 8 drumsticks, skin removed if desired

• 1 (18 oz.) bottle of your favorite BBQ sauce, I love Sweet Baby Ray's

• ¼ cup honey

Instructions:

Spray slow cooker with cooking spray.

Place drumsticks inside. Evenly distribute them as best as possible.

In a medium bowl, combine BBQ sauce and honey. Pour evenly over drumsticks.

Cover and cook on LOW for 6-8 hours or until done.

from https://www.chef-in-training.com/slow-cooker-honey-bbq-drumsticks/

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